They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...