The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...