Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...