Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.