Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...