Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...