Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.