20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....