A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Idiots on the computer
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A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...