Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....