A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
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Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
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Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...