Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...