Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!