Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
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Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.