Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!