A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...