The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....