Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...