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There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
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Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
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It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
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The secret code word…
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