You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...