Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!