Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...