Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise...