Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...