When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...