A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...