Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...