Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
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Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
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It was laying limp in my hand…
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A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....