Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
PUPPY LOVE
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland