Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...