Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.