New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
SOTALLY TOBER
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All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...