Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!