Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...