Sorry for eating the peanuts
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Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!