No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...