Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.