The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...