Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...