Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Ultra dumb people 01
The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...