My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...