Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....