Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...