Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...