Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...