Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...