Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...