Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...