‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...