Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....