Where does he work?
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Giving Cats Pills
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Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
Super Orgasm When:
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Two bikers were talking at a bar…
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Accountant in Heaven
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Breast Awareness
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