National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...