Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...