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What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
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The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.