Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...